I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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