mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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