He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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