(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's never too late to be topless.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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