just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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