How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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