His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She bit a glass in half.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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