Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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