THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
