is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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