I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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