I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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