Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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