Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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