are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Damn victory sex feels great
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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