We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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its like you know when i get waxed
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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