Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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