Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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