TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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