somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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