Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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