i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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