You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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