UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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