How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
