Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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