you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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