what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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