areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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