Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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