I need help removing her.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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