super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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