pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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