who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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