Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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