I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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