ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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