Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
