I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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