Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
