Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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