Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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