Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it's not cheating when I paid for it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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