I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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