Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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