I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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