...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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