If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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