doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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