HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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