I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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