This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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