That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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