ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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