I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My vagina is very pro this idea
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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