Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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