YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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