don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
