went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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